How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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