I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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