i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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