So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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