i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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