Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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