i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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