Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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