Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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