My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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