Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Please don't give away my fajitas
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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