She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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