I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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