Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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