Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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