Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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