Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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