i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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