Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Couch. On fire.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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