$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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