Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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