Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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