I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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