i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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