the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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