so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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