So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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