Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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