You're my little dorito
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
birth control should be required to get into college
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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