i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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