we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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