After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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