i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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