that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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