Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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