I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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