My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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