I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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