Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You left your phone here
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