he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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