Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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