I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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