butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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