Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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