Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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