glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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