I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Still dying that you shit outside
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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