I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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