3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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