I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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